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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-24

Mayor Declares War on Jews, Then Shockingly Condemns Violence Against Them

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, a mayor who literally declared war on Jewish people is now very concerned about violence directed at them. His statement is a masterclass in 'shocked Pikachu' energy, proving some politicians are better at starting fires than putting them out.

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