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The Hard Times
2026-07-24
Speedrun Your Panic Attack: Cold Brew and Stale Weed, the New Therapy.
Forget therapy, this article suggests chugging cold brew and smoking old weed to 'speedrun' your panic attack, because why gently manage anxiety when you can violently accelerate it? It's the perfect plan for anyone who wants to get their heart attack over with before Love Island starts.