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humor De Speld 2026-07-24

Singer Creates 'Cuckpit' So White Men Can Mosh Safely Away From Others

Because apparently, the main struggle for white men at concerts is finding a safe space to mosh without accidentally bumping into women or people of color, a singer has introduced the 'cuckpit'. Now, these sensitive souls can awkwardly flail about in their designated zone, ensuring the delicate sensibilities of others remain undisturbed.

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