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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-24

Tour de France Adds Cars and Scooters to Final Sprint for 'Extra Thrills'

In a bold move to spice up the Tour de France, organizers are allowing cars and scooters onto the Champs-Élysées roundabout. Cyclists will now have the thrilling opportunity to dodge traffic, ignore right-of-way, and maybe even take the Metro if they're feeling particularly daring.

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