In a truly unsurprising turn of events, Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev's X account was reportedly hacked to shill a scam memecoin called 'Vladhood.' The digital grifters allegedly made off with $1.2 to $1.3 million in Ethereum. While the Silicon Valley titans are busy having their digital identities compromised for cartoon coins, the most pressing issue in Baja is the quality of the roadside tacos. Some things just have more substance.