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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-24

Man Too Lazy to Kill Himself Claims Epstein Knowledge, Sparks Suspiciously Slow Assassination Plot.

Bastien Riquet, too indolent for self-slaughter, has weaponized his alleged Epstein intel, hoping to delegate his demise to shadowy figures. His plan is working so well, he now has hired chauffeurs tailing him, presumably to ensure he *doesn't* get bored and finish the job himself.

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