The U.S. Navy reported a dazzling display of approximately 100 Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs) and two shadowy, uncrewed surface systems doing a little jig off the Virginia coastline, prompting a Pentagon investigation. While officials are busy pondering if it's an 'unmitigated threat,' we're just wondering if these aliens brought their own boards, because the swell at Shipwrecks is epic and frankly, space invaders are a Tuesday here.