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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surf Contest Judges Accuse 3D-Printed Seagrass Pods of Unfair Buoyancy Advantage.

Controversy erupted at the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos when judges sanctioned several AI-driven competitors. Their cutting-edge boards, 3D-printed with new seagrass restoration technology, were deemed to provide an 'unnatural and ecologically unfair' flotation boost, sparking debates about robot-doping in aquatic sports.

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