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humor The Chaser 2026-07-24

Andrew Tate Claims Prison Uniforms Are a Matrix Plot to Make Him Wear Clothes.

Apparently, the biggest threat to Andrew Tate's freedom isn't the law, but ill-fitting prison jumpsuits. The Matrix is out to get him, one too-small garment at a time.

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