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humor The Shovel 2026-07-24

Bird Flu Crisis: Kid Pop Sensation's Muse Suffers Fatal Creative Block.

A 7-year-old music prodigy, known for his chart-topping hits about rosy-cheeked birds, is facing a 'difficult second album' thanks to a bird flu outbreak. His feathered inspirations are keeling over, leaving him struggling to rhyme 'respiratory distress' with anything danceable.

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