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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-23

Chicago Mayor Solves Crime Crisis by Inverting Statistics Chart

Chicago's crime rate has plummeted, thanks to Mayor Brandon Johnson's brilliant new strategy of simply turning the crime statistics chart upside down. Who knew all it took to fix a city was a bit of gravity defiance and a good read from the ceiling?

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