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The Onion
2026-07-23
Law Roach Seeks Tom Holland in Various Sizes for Zendaya's Wardrobe
Zendaya's stylist, Law Roach, was spotted desperately seeking a Tom Holland in a different size, lamenting that the sample size just wouldn't do. He even considered a 'mini' Tom Holland or one with fewer wrinkles, truly pushing the boundaries of fashion and existential pondering.