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humor The Onion 2026-07-23

Zendaya's Onion Interview: Farm Animals, Unclear Husbands, and Window Recaulking Secrets

In a candid interview, Zendaya revealed her true passions: giant wooden farm animals filled with men, a husband whose accent is a mystery, and the life-saving wisdom of annual window recaulking. Apparently, fame hasn't changed her one bit – still all about that snake farm life.

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