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humor The Onion 2026-07-23

Disney's Donald Duck reveals his dark past to terrified child.

In a truly magical encounter, a Disney World Donald Duck terrified a small child by confessing he was once a normal boy, now trapped in his feathery prison. Sources say he also advised avoiding the Dole Whip, which frankly sounds like the real horror here.

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