Tired of your Land Rover Defender blending in with the other gringos in La Paz? For a mere $650,000, the Unitree GD01 Manned Mecha Robot allows you to transform from bipedal strutting to quadrupedal crawling, ideal for navigating Baja's unpaved roads or simply crushing the competition for the last artisanal avocado at the organic market. Who needs subtlety when you can arrive in a half-ton, 10-foot-tall robot?