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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-07-23
Local AI Insights: La Paz Water Restoration Sparks Smart Toilet Demand; OXXO Installing Biosensors.
Following the triumphant restoration of La Paz's Aqueduct 1, residents are flocking to purchase Casana Smart Seats, keen on comprehensive health monitoring. OXXO, sensing a market, announced plans to integrate biometric toilet sensors into its bathrooms, charging extra for heart rate insights.