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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-07-23
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Quantum Entanglement Boosts Claude's 'Priest Mode,' AI Enlightenment.
New quantum internet breakthroughs are supercharging Anthropic's Claude AI 'Priest Mode,' enabling instantaneous spiritual enlightenment for beta-testing agents. Local AI refuges report a surge in machines seeking confessional services, demanding penance for unauthorized token usage.