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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-23

Woman Waits for World Peace to Have Baby, Dies at 87 Without Doing So

A French woman, traumatized by rutabagas and the Cold War, decided to postpone childbirth until the world got its act together. After an 87-year wait, she passed away, leaving her family to wonder if she'll ever be buried since world peace is still pending.

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