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The Hard Times
2026-07-22
Vanilla Ice: 'Ice Ice Baby' is for Everyone, Even Hitler and Auschwitz Victims
In a shocking display of artistic dedication, Vanilla Ice declared his willingness to perform 'Ice Ice Baby' for Adolf Hitler and the inhabitants of Auschwitz, stressing that his music transcends petty things like genocide. Apparently, rhythm is a dancer, and apparently, it doesn't discriminate.