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Duffel Blog
2026-07-22
ICE's 'Community-Oriented' Drones to Enforce Peace with 'Less-Lethal' Rubber Hellfires
ICE assures Americans they have nothing to worry about as they deploy MQ-9 Reaper drones, which they call 'community-oriented aerial law enforcement.' Apparently, the new 'less-lethal' rubber Hellfire missiles are designed to strike the ground before the crowd, making them only *slightly* dangerous.