Mark Zuckerberg, still trying to convince the masses that Meta's augmented reality glasses are anything more than an expensive gimmick, claims he can take business calls on a jet ski and nobody can tell. Meanwhile, down here in Todos Santos, the surf's been firing, and frankly, nobody gives a flying pelican's wing about what a billionaire is doing on his aquatic toy. Reality Labs lost $19.2 billion last year, but hey, at least he can take a call in a "wind tunnel." Priorities, people.