For a mere $700, the Thermacell Liv Smart Mosquito Repellent System promises to keep those pesky bloodsuckers from ruining your artisanal tequila tastings. Who needs peace of mind when you can have a smart, app-controlled barrier against nature itself? The expats in Pescadero are already planning their 'Mosquito-Free Mindfulness' retreats, blissfully unaware of the irony.