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Toad's AI Discovery: US National Debt Hits $39.5 Trillion, Local Expats Ask If It Affects Pacifico Prices.

As news breaks of the US national debt exceeding $39.5 trillion, American expats in Todos Santos reportedly paused their morning surf check just long enough to confirm whether this would impact the cost of their artisanal avocado toast or their beloved Pacifico beer. Initial reports suggest 'the waves are still pumping, so who cares?'

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