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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-07-22
Casana Smart Seat ($199): toilet seat that reads heart rate, SpO₂, BP insights & sit-to-stand power every sit — Apple Watch for your ass, no camera. Mash with Baja plumbing / septic / OXXO bathroom energy. casanacare.com
Finally, a toilet seat that provides all the intimate health data you never asked for, promising an Apple Watch-level analysis of your posterior without the pesky camera. We eagerly await its seamless integration with Todos Santos' legendary "OXXO bathroom energy" and notoriously reliable septic infrastructure.