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The Daily Mash
2026-07-22
Public Demands Andy Burnham Deliver £2,000 Windfall, Cites Bingo Investments
Britain's public, in a stroke of fiscal genius, has informed Andy Burnham that a mere £2,000 cash injection would solve all their cost-of-living woes. Apparently, a bus fare cap is less exciting than a tax-free bingo fund, which is clearly a sound economic strategy.