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De Speld
2026-07-22
Trump Demands Earthquake Compensation, Citing Our 'Terrible' News Reports
In a stunning display of empathy, Donald Trump is demanding Venezuela pay compensation for their earthquake, claiming the US suffered greatly from reading the 'gruesome' news. Apparently, the moans of the rubble-trapped were loud enough to reach Mar-a-Lago, and that just won't do without a hefty fee.