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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-21

RFK Jr. Devours Internet Sensation Jimothy, Health Advisory Issued: "More Chicken Please"

In a move that's definitely not a metaphor for anything, RFK Jr. reportedly snacked on Jimothy, the mutant raccoon sensation. Sources say he found the raccoon 'a bit gamey' but vowed to return for seconds, assuming more are available.

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