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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-21

Woman Deemed Utter Failure For Not Completing Christmas Shopping

Sherry McKenzie has apparently ruined her life and reputation because her Christmas shopping isn't done. In a world of serious problems, it's reassuring to know we can still judge women based on their ability to procure gifts before December 25th.

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