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The Onion
2026-07-21
George R.R. Martin Unveils 4,000-Page 'Tuba Man, Scuba Man' Manuscript, Forgets About Dragons.
George R.R. Martin has gifted the world his magnum opus, 'Tuba Man, Scuba Man,' a 4,000-page epic featuring sentient tubas and jazz-loving mermaids. HBO's dragons can wait; the real struggle is the sea turtle nipples.