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The Onion
2026-07-21
Pew Study: China's Charm Offensive Outshines America's 'We Invented Nerds Rope' Approach.
In a shocking twist, the world finds China more appealing than the U.S., proving that maybe, just maybe, a 46% favorability rating beats a proud 36%. Apparently, global popularity is not bought with candy or fueled by the noble art of glue-stirring.