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The Daily Mash
2026-07-21
Straight Lolly Launched: Tastes Like Steak, Looks Like a Brick, Features Jason Statham.
Finally, a popsicle for straight men that doesn't resemble a certain body part! This new 'Ice Block Max' is a grey cube that tastes of steak and features Jason Statham, because nothing screams 'masculine' like a building material and a man known for his granite-like expressions.