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The Onion
2026-07-21
Elden Ring Film Production Halted by Rogue Gamer Named 'TwinkPunisher'
The cinematic adaptation of Elden Ring has ground to a halt in Iceland, not by artistic differences, but by a loincloth-clad invader named TwinkPunisher. Apparently, this gamer has brought the game's notoriously brutal PvP to the set, making Nick Offerman a victim of hostile crabs.