Your Lawn, Now Mowed by a Three-Thousand-Dollar Robot Overlord
Why bother with a simple gardener when your sprawling estate in Todos Santos absolutely demands a Roborock RockMow X120H LiDAR? For a mere $3,199.99, this autonomous marvel navigates your half-acre, avoiding imaginary obstacles and boasting 4WD for those inevitable, existential dips in your manicured turf. It’s perfect for the expat who has everything, except the patience to watch a human push a lawnmower.