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humor The Onion 2026-07-20

Nation Recalls Bizarre Soccer Dream, Forgets It Instantly Because, Why?

In a stunningly collective national amnesia, Americans awoke from a vivid dream where they actually cared about soccer, knew players like Mbappé, and dared to watch it domestically. Thankfully, the nation recovered, realizing dreams, much like soccer enthusiasm in the US, are ultimately pointless.

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