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The Onion
2026-07-20
Andrew Tate Fights Prison Bars, Proves Gym Gains Don't Translate to Escape Artist Skills
Apparently, 'no bars can hold me' was less a statement of defiance and more a literal, ninth-hour attempt to bend steel with his bare, weight-lifting hands. His quest for freedom ended abruptly when he discovered prison bars are tougher than his ego and considerably more painful on the knuckles.