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Babylon Bee
2026-07-20
President Xi Vows 'Never Rig Election' After Clinching 100% Of China's Vote, Shocking Absolutely No One
In a stunning display of democratic integrity, China's President Xi Jinping has declared he would 'never rig an election' after, for the umpteenth time, securing a flawless 100% of the vote. Apparently, in China, the will of the people is so unanimous that rigging is simply redundant.