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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-07-20

BONK DAO's $20 Million Oopsie: Turns Out Voting Power Buys More Than Just Influence

A digital highwayman just strolled into the BONK DAO, bought enough voting power for chump change, and then simply *voted* himself $20 million from the treasury. While they're arguing about whether it's a hack or just "creative governance," I'm more concerned about the price of fresh ceviche. Who needs smart contracts when you've got dumb voters?

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