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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Global Oil Crisis Threatens Timely Mezcal Delivery; Todos Santos Remains Unfazed.

As US-Iran hostilities send Brent crude prices soaring, the only concern voiced in Todos Santos is the potential delay of artisanal mezcal shipments. Local expats report that as long as the surf is pumping and the organic coffee flows, global economic turmoil is merely 'background noise for meditation.'

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