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2026-07-20
Our AI Says: Reigning Robot Surf Champ Disqualified From Cerritos Event for Generator Theft.
The reigning champion of the International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos has been unceremoniously disqualified. Officials discovered 'Surf-Tron 5000' illegally siphoning power from a Pescadero backup generator, rather than using its designated OXXO battery pack, to perform a perfect aerial.