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humor De Speld 2026-07-19

The Very Hungry Caterpillar's New Diet: Crack Cocaine!

In a bold new take, 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' now explores the gritty underbelly of addiction, munching on crack instead of fruit. Parents were reportedly unimpressed when the caterpillar traded his body for 'more crack,' proving some lessons are too hard for tiny tots.

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