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humor The Beaverton 2026-07-19

Trump Demands Canadian Wildfires Aim Smoke More Precisely, Preferably Up His Own Rear

In a display of leadership we've all come to expect, President Trump is utterly incensed that Canadian wildfires aren't prioritizing blowing smoke directly up his backside. Apparently, global environmental disasters are now expected to cater to his ego, or face his tiny, tiny wrath.

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