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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-18

Toilet Paper King Reigns Supreme, Proving Prepper Prophecies True... And Explosively.

After years of ridicule for his pandemic toilet paper hoard, Greg Hutchins has the last laugh, literally, as a sudden bout of explosive diarrhea forces him to appreciate his foresight. Turns out, preparedness has its own... messy rewards.

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