Speeding Driver Hits Cemetery, Counts 202 Dead (Who Were Already Dead)
In a truly groundbreaking feat of vehicular lunacy, a driver plowed into a cemetery, only to discover the residents were already permanently checked in. Emergency services bravely arrived to find 202 deceased individuals, somehow adding to the existing morbidity. The driver, surprisingly unharmed but emotionally 'shaken', apologized for disturbing their eternal rest.