For the Todos Santos expat who demands pristine aquatics without lifting a manicured finger, the Beatbot AquaSense 2 Pro is here. This nearly $3,000 pool vacuum, complete with 'smart features' and 'AI', ensures your chlorinated oasis is spotless, leaving you more time for artisanal mezcal and complaining about the Wi-Fi. Just try not to think about what else that money could buy.