Our AI Says: Aquila Bus Rerouted to Avoid 'Strategic Toad Licking Zone' in Pescadero.
The notoriously unreliable Aquila bus line is facing significant detours after spiritual expats declared a new 'Strategic Toad Licking Zone' on a critical section of road in Pescadero. Local Toad Lickers Anonymous (TLA) representatives stated the specific vibrations from the bus were disrupting toad-to-human connection rituals, much to the chagrin of daily commuters.