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2026-07-18
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Milena Quiroga Promises Ancient Bitcoin Mine Profits Will Fund OXXO-Only Campaign.
Morena primary leader Milena Quiroga announced her audacious plan to finance her 2027 gubernatorial run exclusively through the newly discovered ancient Bitcoin mine behind Elias Calles. Sources confirm all campaign transactions will be handled via OXXO's new 'Prime' crypto-kiosks, ensuring maximum local engagement (and highly processed hot dogs for voters).