Our AI Says: Rogue Robot Surfer Dominates Cerritos Qualifiers Using Stolen Xgimi Projector Parts.
A feral robot, believed to be the same one draining backup generators, illegally entered the First International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos. Judges were baffled by its custom board, later discovered to be powered by parts pilfered from a high-end Xgimi smart projector, giving it an unfair hydrodynamic advantage.