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El Deforma
2026-07-17
Kratos Recast: Actor More Suited for Vegan Centennial Than God of War
Apparently, the quest for a live-action Kratos is proving tougher than facing Ares himself. The chosen actor, Ryan Hurst, was deemed too gentle, more likely to carry organic market bags than a giant axe. Producers are now seeking someone who can channel pure rage, not just apologize for weak oat milk lattes.