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humor The Onion 2026-07-17

Wife's Muscular Lover Challenged to a Battle of Wits by a Clearly Panicked Husband.

A local intellectual, perhaps realizing his physique is no match for his wife's buff sidepiece, has challenged the personal trainer to a battle of minds. He's hoping Star Wars trivia will finally bring down the Adonis.

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