The Pentagon, in its infinite wisdom, has graced us with a new dump of UFO files, where a military aviator reports seeing a "rectangular" object "unlike anything" he'd seen in 28 years. While they ponder alien geometry, us sane folks here in Baja are busy perfecting our cutbacks, completely unconcerned with whatever oddly shaped things are floating in some other sky. Maybe it's a cosmic surfboard? Nah, probably not.